女性英语 Womens English

 

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Yes = No. SOHO外贸族l( V5 i. d9

No = Yes. Z# Q7 j9 Y& ^4 ^

Maybe = No.

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I'm sorry = You'll be sorry. 外.贸.族

We need = I want. s; j9 A u2 g4 K' N7 q$ @

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. s; j9

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. 外@贸@族

We need to talk = I need to complain. 外贸.族

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! m7 E* u9 ?7 j, Q: p' y Y

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. 外@贸@族

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? s; j9

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. ~0 X)

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

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I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper. l( V5 i. d9 f" k; k

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! WAIMAOZU.COM

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. ! P+ N% W7 [!

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

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How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

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Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

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You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? =　Too late, you're dead. www.waimaozu.com

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. $ m O7 B$ n+ l:

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. waimaozu@com

The same old thing = Nothing.

Nothing = Everything. s; j9 A u2 g4 K' N7 q$ @

Everything = My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.

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