生活趣味英语:WhowasthefirstMan?

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A teacher said to her class:

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“George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly.

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"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. www.waimaozu.com

"Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."

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But at this point a larger boy held up his hand. wai_mao_zu.com

"Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?" $ m O7 B$ n+ l:

"I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him."

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有个老师问班上的学生: 外@贸@族

“谁是第一个男人?”

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“乔治·华盛顿,”一个小男孩当即叫道。 % I6 E, d' K* v! O$ I0 [

“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?”老师问道,宽容地微笑着。 WAIMAOZU.COM

小男孩说:“因为他是战时第一,和时第一,国人心中第一。” 外.贸.族

这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。

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“那么,”老师对他说,“你认为谁是第一个男人呢?”

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“我不知道他的名字,”大点儿的男孩说,“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿,老师。因为历史书上说,乔治·华盛顿取了一个寡妇,所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”

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