We were all tired after a difficult faculty meeting. The dean chairing it complained, "Have you noticed all these gray hairs I've been getting? Do you realize that when I took this job four years ago, I didn't have a single one?" "That's no problem," consoled another professor who was virtually bald. "Just do what I do. Whenever you notice a gray hair, yank it out."

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