趣味英语

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃.

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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人;
每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每个人都应该结婚.毕竟, 快乐并不是生命的全部. 外.贸.族

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人不会去结婚, 而当他们结了婚就也就不再聪明了.

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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未来取决于你的梦想", 所以赶快去睡觉吧.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有比每天早上起床更好的方式开始新的一天.

Dont rain/pee on my parade.
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No man or woman is worth your tears,and the one who is ,won‘t make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 o8 e! I; h6

Don‘t try to hard,the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。